This has to be a bad dream. There’s no way Americans would be stupid enough to elect yet another celebrity after all the mishaps, right? What credentials does this man bring to the table? Do you think Trump would hire a librarian to run one of his office buildings? No, so why would Americans elect a businessman into the most powerful political position available?
The man cannot pick a political party, switching between Republican, Democrat and even Independent within the past decade. He cannot pick a spouse, having been married three times. Seriously? How would he pick a vice president–have an ‘Apprentice’-styled show?
And before anyone starts shouting “That would be awesome,” please remember what positions are at stake here–YOU PAY FOR THESE POSITIONS TO EXIST!!! Do you really care that little about politics? And if the answer is yes, then DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! Change it so you might actually care who runs the most powerful country on your planet.
However, should you ignore ol’ Bathrushia’s warning, do not come crawling back four years from now asking for help. I will enjoy watching America get sucked dry of its resources by this greedy mongrel. I will enjoy watching the country get bombed into oblivion, as he destroys all peace ties with every country on the planet because he has no idea what he’s doing. That is your future should you elect a celebrity to actually do important work.
Till next time, dear friends…